The Grumpy Planter™ — Middle Finger Cat & Dog Plant Pot
The Grumpy Planter™ — Middle Finger Cat & Dog Plant Pot
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The Grumpy Planter™ — Middle Finger Cat & Dog Plant Pot
Meet the Grumpy Planter — a beautifully sculpted stone-look pot with exactly zero patience left. Choose the fed-up Persian cat or the done-with-everything pug: both hold your favourite plant on their head and their honest opinion of the world in the air. It's the houseplant that says what you're thinking.
Cast in weather-proof resin with a hand-finished stone texture, so it's happy indoors on your desk or outside on the patio, rain or shine. Stands roughly 7.9 in (20 cm) tall — big enough to make guests do a double-take, small enough for any shelf. Fits succulents, ferns, fittonia and trailing cuttings.
Warning: makes an unreasonably good gift for the person who's had enough.
It Says What You're Thinking.
The Grumpy Planter is cast in weather-proof resin with a hand-finished stone texture — a fed-up Persian cat and a done-with-everything pug who hold your favourite plant on their head and their honest opinion in the air. At 7.9 in (20 cm) tall it holds its own on a desk, shelf, doorstep or garden bench, rain or shine. The perfect gift for the person who's had enough. 🌱
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Frequently Asked Questions
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
Orders are packed within 1–2 business days and typically arrive within 3–12 business days depending on your location. Shipping is free and fully tracked — your tracking link lands in your inbox the moment it ships.
What's it made of? Can it live outside?
What's it made of? Can it live outside?
The Grumpy Planter is cast in tough, weather-proof resin with a hand-finished stone texture — it looks like carved garden stone but won't crack, fade or take itself too seriously. Happy indoors on a shelf or outside on the patio, in rain or shine.
What plants fit?
What plants fit?
Both Grumpy Planters stand about 7.9 in (20 cm) tall with a generous planting opening on top — perfect for succulents, ferns, pothos, fittonia or trailing cuttings. Plants not included (attitude is).
What if mine arrives damaged?
What if mine arrives damaged?
Every planter ships double-boxed with padding. If anything arrives damaged, send us a photo through our Contact page within 7 days and we'll replace it free.
Customer Reviews
See what plant lovers say about their new roommates
Bought the Grumpy Cat for my bookshelf and it is my whole personality in one pot. The sculpting is genuinely lovely — proper heavy, stone-look finish — and then there's THE FINGER. Everyone who comes round bursts out laughing. Best rude purchase I've ever made.
Got the Grumpy Pug as a birthday present for my wife and it hasn't left the coffee table since. It's heavier and better made than I expected, the speckled finish looks like real stone, and the little raised paw greets every guest. Our actual dog is offended, 10/10.
It sits next to my monitor at work and silently says everything I can't put in an email. Colleagues keep stopping by 'to see the cat'. Solid, beautifully detailed, and the fern on its head somehow makes the scowl funnier. HR hasn't said anything. Yet.
