The Peeing Planter™ — Funny Little Guy Plant Pot
The Peeing Planter™ — Funny Little Guy Plant Pot
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The Peeing Planter™ — Funny Little Guy Plant Pot
Meet the Peeing Planter — a chunky little guy who waters himself. Plant something green in his head, park his tiny cup between his feet, and let gravity tell the rest of the joke.
Comes with the matching mini cup (his "bucket"). The spout doubles as built-in drainage — bottom-watering, but make it funny. Fits succulents, herbs and small leafy plants.
Little Pots. Big Personality.
Every PlanterPal is glazed ceramic with hand-finished details — pups that carry your succulents on their heads, cats that grow cactus tails, and one little guy with very honest drainage. Small enough for any windowsill, funny enough to make guests ask where you got it. 🌱
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Frequently Asked Questions
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
Orders are packed within 1–2 business days and typically arrive within 3–12 business days depending on your location. Shipping is free and fully tracked — your tracking link lands in your inbox the moment it ships.
Is it really ceramic?
Is it really ceramic?
Yes — every planter is glazed ceramic with hand-painted details (the Peeing Planter™ comes with its own tiny ceramic cup, too).
What plants fit?
What plants fit?
Every PlanterPal loves a small succulent, cactus, fittonia or baby fern — planting openings range from about 1.6 to 3.1 in (4–8 cm) depending on the pal. Plants not included.
What if mine arrives damaged?
What if mine arrives damaged?
Every planter ships double-boxed with padding. If anything arrives damaged, send us a photo through our Contact page within 7 days and we'll replace it free.
Customer Reviews
See what plant lovers say about their new roommates
Ordered the Shiba for my desk and it is even cuter in person — the glaze is so glossy and the little face makes me smile every single morning. My succulent looks like a tiny hairdo. Already eyeing the Corgi next!
This little cat sits on my windowsill holding its cactus like it's meditating. Sturdy ceramic, arrived really well packed, and it genuinely makes the whole kitchen feel more cheerful. Perfect gift for cat people.
Bought the Peeing Planter as a joke for my girlfriend and it's now the most commented-on thing in our flat. The tiny cup gets me every time — and the drainage actually works through the, um, spout. 10/10 joke that's also a real pot.
